Canadian vampire sentenced

I just don't expect this sort of thing from the fine people of Canada. From All Headline News:

A self-proclaimed vampire is sentenced to 111/2 years in prison, for attacking homeless people to take their blood.

Now this I expect.

INDIANAPOLIS -- An 18-year-old man accused of biting two teenage girls and telling them he was a vampire was sentenced Wednesday to two years of probation.

I expect bloodthirsty people in the blood-red states — not in Canada.