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Monday, November 21, 2005

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

I don't know how I missed this 2001 movie in the theaters, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

Forget that hack Van Helsing, for true extermination of the fanged undead believers turn to the one and only sandaled slayer, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Having returned to Earth for the eagerly anticipated Second Coming, Jesus finds his bid to judge the living interrupted by a horde of angry bloodsuckers who possess the ability to walk in daylight. Of course even Jesus needs a hand now and then when it comes to battling the legions of the undead, and Mexican wrestling hero El Santo is more than eager to pitch in and do his part to ensure a safe Judgment Day. Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide


Blogger protected static said...

Aeons ago, I came across this book: The Last Days of Christ the Vampire.

I haven't quite had the courage to actually buy it...

11/21/2005 11:55:00 PM  

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