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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Jesus the werewolf

Not that Jesus. Another one. From The Hindustan Times:

The word werewolf conjures up in the mind an image of a beast set against a medieval Gothic or Anglo township in the serene background of a full moon night with the firs and cedars casting an eerie glow over terra firma. Well, if the existence of a werewolf in 21st century seems strange enough, then brace up, for the werewolf we are talking about is named Jesus. Jesus Aceves, is however not amused at being a werewolf and says that everywhere he goes, people jeer and stare at him. Some, he says, even mock him as he looks exactly like a werewolf straight from a horror movie. "When I was a child people laughed at me. Some even thought I was cursed. Now they stare and scream, 'Werewolf!' At night people react badly because the hair looks darker then. But these people are ignorant. As a child I'd just cry. Now I might end up drinking or smoking drugs to handle the rejection and humiliation," News of the World quoted Jesus as saying.
At least he's not been beaten with a silver-handled cane.


Blogger protected static said...

Beat me to it by minutes ;-)

The thing I thought was interesting was that this guy's family accounts for over half of the documented cases of this condition... Now that's some genetic loading...

9/27/2005 09:54:00 PM  
Blogger Carnacki said...

Loved your post earlier today on Bible John. We need to get jobs with The Scotsman.

9/27/2005 11:25:00 PM  

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