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Monday, September 26, 2005

Someone Mention Vampire Sex?

Vampire Girls Gone Wild! Just in time for someone's Halloween viewing pain...I mean pleasure. Some movie reviewers are forced to sit through some "sucky" movies....

But how much girl-on-girl and mix-and-match bondage sex can you take in one low-budget French-Canadian snark about a vampire who has gone butch because women's blood is purer than men's? I would have been offended if I wasn't having so much fun watching. The victims of the centuries-old Slovakian blood countess -- known in contemporary Montreal as Elizabeth King (Caroline Neron) -- are choice-blood donors, picked for the vitality and youth that neck-to-fang transfusions will confer on her. But when she hooks up with the bi-curious wife of a cop (Conrad Pla), the countess knows she's not in Slovakia anymore. - The Miami Herald
and then there was dead on arrival in theatres, Embrace Of The Vampire
Seductive bloodsucker saga with Alyssa Milano as a sexy college student drawn into the erotic world of a handsome vampire who appears in her torrid dreams of forbidden lust. Will she choose her caring, collegiate boyfriend or the kinky demon of the dark?


Blogger Carnacki said...

I tried to watch Embrace of the Vampire and the allure of lesbian love later in the movie wasn't enough to stop me from hitting the eject button 15 minutes into it.

9/26/2005 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Mark said...

Embrace of the Vampire is a terrible, terrible movie. But I've never been able to look at Alyssa Milano the same way again.

9/26/2005 09:09:00 PM  

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