Haunted House for sale on e-Bay

Haunted house for sale on e-bay. Not your usual property listing:

5 Pyschics confirm that the house is haunted, 2 ministers have tried to cleanse it. Pyschics all agree that the property cannot be cleansed.  All pyschics agree that there is a portal on the property that cannot be closed. We have seen spirits walk through our house, have had names written on our T.V. screen (no dust on the T.V.), items have been thrown off of the refridgerator, we have heard giggles from the ghosts, and babies cry, our hair has been pulled. Any additional information needed please send me your question. Thanks!

But is it near good schools?