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Friday, January 13, 2006

Gwyneth Paltrow haunted

Gwyneth Paltrow and a man she married even though he's not good enough for her have a ghost in their house. From Monsters and Critics:

Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin claim they are being haunted by the ghost of a 19th century musician. The pair believe their north London home, which they share with daughter Apple, is possessed by the ghost of Adolphus White - a Royal College of Music professor who died at the property in 1902. The pregnant 'Shakespeare In Love' actress is so worried about the musical apparition she is planning an exorcism at the house - located in the capital's plush Belsize Park region - before she gives birth in the spring. Friends of the 33-year-old actress and her Coldplay star husband say the pair have become increasingly anxious about the alleged spectre.
Go read the article to see what is being blamed by Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow for his inability to write his next album. Except for causing anxiety to my dear Gwyneth, I'd say the ghost is doing the world a favor.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Coldplay Fan said...

I take it you are not a fan of Coldplay? Tsk Tsk :)
I love reading stories about ghosts and the 'supernatural' but would never want a direct experience.

1/14/2006 04:26:00 PM  
Blogger Carnacki said...

Coldplay fan,

Listen if I can't be petty and act jealous on my blog, where can I be. If Gwyneth Paltrow had married me, I might feel differently about Coldplay's music. ;)

1/14/2006 04:28:00 PM  
Blogger protected static said...

And then there's the whole Coldplay and DRM kerfluffle...

1/14/2006 07:43:00 PM  
Blogger Carnacki said...

That's right.

Atrios recently named Coldplay "Wankers of the day" because of that issue.

My feud with Coldplay is just heating up.

1/15/2006 12:28:00 AM  
Blogger protected static said...

You're just saying that so you can win the fair Ms. Paltrow's hand in a duel... ;-)

1/15/2006 12:43:00 AM  

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