Angelina Jolie a vampire?

Would that it only be true! From The Chicago Tribune:

She's wild and disturbed and she takes "lovers" and her lips are sensual and she's a Goodwill Ambassador and she loves her son and doesn't it all just make her sooooo much sexier?

I have a theory that she is secretly a vampire, evidenced by the vial of Billy Bob Thorton's blood she wore as a necklace during their marriage."

She could bite me any time," my boyfriend said upon hearing my vampire theory.