Pimping Massachusetts ghosts

Paging Stephen King. Stephen King to the white courtesy phone please. Could anything be more fun than investigating New England ghosts? From the North Adams Transcript:

Attention all ghost-seekers, mediums, witches, psychics and things that go bump in the night: The Masonic Temple and the New England Ghost Project are hosting the first-ever Berkshire Paranormal Conference in July. "Nothing like this has ever happened in North Adams," said Mason Josh Mantello, 26. As part of the conference, two Salem witches will conduct a midnight seance and Ghost Project Psychic Investigator Maureen Wood and Executive Producer Ron Kolek will teach a workshop in Ghost Hunting 101. Ghost Project's Karen Mossey will speak of her work as an electronic voice phenomenon (EVP) expert. She was featured on the Maury Povich show, and the recordings of her father beyond the grave were used in the movie "White Noise."

The conference is July 15-17 in North Adams, Mass. The group's web site is the New England Ghost Project. The position of sugar momma to fund my trips to these events is still open.