Wanted: Witches

No, not dead or alive... Alive. For employment:

A company called Häxriket ("Witches' Realm") based in Åhus is looking for ten witches in Kristianstad and another ten in Hässleholm [both in southern Sweden - ed.]. And they're recruiting through the Swedish Employment Office. Specifically, Häxriket is looking for jobseekers with the ability to see into the future. Applicants should also be able to tell people's fortunes. [...] The successful applicants will work by telephone from home and [w]ill earn 210 kronor per hour of calls.

That's approximately US$ 27.50 per hour of calls. That's a lot of calls... Me, I'd love to be able to walk into a job interview being able to see the future: Interviewer: So, please tell me something about yourself. Me: Thanks, the offer's great. I'd like to start next Tuesday.