Pimping out the ghosts

This would be so cool to attend. From the West Virginia Society of Ghost Hunters:

GHOST HUNT FRIDAY NIGHT HAUNTED BATTLEFIELD CEMETERY This sleepy village was repeatedly overrun by sudden fighting and death during the Civil War. Today, the village looks much the same as it did during the Civil War, and most of the houses, fields, and roads are haunted! The cemetery is very, very strange! Photos of the ghosts that roam have been around for decades! On some nights, if you look through the miasma, you can see the bodies of dead soldiers lying about on the ground. It’s a very strange place! Friday Night…May 6, 2005 $15 per person Meet us no later than 8:30 PM at the Sheetz in Inwood! Reservations, Please! PARANORMAL INVESTIGATION SATURDAY NIGHT BLAIR WITCH WOODS “Everyone’s Favorite!” This large, eerie site was the inspiration for the Blair Witch Project! Sixty years ago, two young children were lost on the mountain and never found. They roam the woods to this day! They were the first ghosts to contact through our walkie-talkies when they asked us, “Who are you? Do you want to play?” Their ghosts can be seen darting and playing between the trees! A large Civil War battle was fought on this site and ghosts from that time roam the woods, too! We never know what we will encounter in the dark on that mountain! This one has a powerful cold and chilling energy! We’ve had people jump in their cars and take off! We’ve had others get to the Blair Witch Woods and refuse to go one step further! It’s wild, and that’s why we love it! Saturday…May 7, 2005 $25 per person Meet us no later than 8:30 at the Sheetz in Charles Town! Reservations Please!

This is not far for people in the District of Columbia, Virginia or Maryland to also attend. I'll be, uh, busy and unable to attend anything this frightening exciting.