Battling the forces of darkness and evil

In case you were wondering, two of the site's contributors have not been posting. I wish to go meta for a moment to explain why. Cookie Jill is bravely facing the forces of darkness from California. I suspect the troubles are werewolf related. Pastor Dan is battling evil, this time in Pennsylvania. Plus he's carried me on his blog Faith Forward for years. Should they need assistance in their fights, they need simply to put up the vampire bat signal and help is on the way.