Russian archaeologists discover cursed treasure

From Pravda:

One of the archaeologists found a small silver case in the western part of the castle. The case was filled with eleven items marked with mystical symbols. The findings included amulets with images of creatures with horns and tails, medallions with Hebrew markings, as well as a gilded seal-ring dotted with magic symbols. "The seal ring was fixed to the inner surface of the case with an iron lock. It was apparently a ghost-protecting jewel," Vladimir Kulakov suggested. According to the archaeologists, the unique finding can be related to the 16th century, the era of the legendary Paul Skaliha, the advisor of the Prussian duke Albrecht. "The scientific value of this finding is enormous. Even single magic things like those used to be banned in ancient times, but we found a whole set of them," the scientist emphasized. The chairman of the archaeological group, Anatoly Valuyev, said that archaeologists were frightened to find the treasure in the Kaliningrad castle. "The people thought that they uncovered a hiding place with a cursed treasure. I have to say that our KamAZ truck went out of order the next day," the archeologist said smiling.

The truck went out of order? That is just the beginning of the curse. I recommend you send the treasure to me immediately or else you are doomed. Doomed! I say.